Tuesday, August 16, 2005

What An Accomplishment

Wow.

My blog is crap. At least according to the guy that commented in the last post. And it wasn't even about him.

Ahh, to inspire such eloquence, such grace with the English language; such poetry and colour emanating from the keyboard. The thought required, the hours of painstaking, soul crushing searching for inspiration needed to come up with those four oh so lyrical words: "Your blog is crap."

Where, oh where, is the Pullitzer committee to recognize this quality of thought and expression? Where is lucrative writing contract that this modern day Longfellow so surely deserves?

Thank you sir. Thank you for your heartfelt plea. Thank you for your inspiring words.

I wept.

2 Comments:

Blogger Jenzilla said...

I happen to love your blog, so to the asshat that doesn't.. well.. you're an asshat.

Keep up the good work, you make me laugh at work, which is no small task :)

10:27 AM  
Anonymous sparroweye said...

Oh toughen up Wheat. Didn't you get
the connection. He's the same guy that took offense to your Novak rant.
He just doesn't like your politics.
Too bad. Keep on writing. I read it and I like it. And he needs to get spell check too. Your, not you.
If you can't spell "your" we'll accept Yo. Hey Yo, Yo blog is crap. Ha Ha

12:26 PM  

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